In my younger days, I was a Cub Scout, and later, a Boy Scout. I will pause here to absorb the ridicule that is being hurled in my direction.
Feel better now?
Anyway, there's a whole clever site, Nerd Merit Badges, that's filling the demand for these tokens of honor brought forth into geekdom. And they have a brand new offering - InBox Zero. For those of us who have known the fleeting pleasure that comes with having no unread messages waiting in your mail folder.
Imagine the looks on co-workers faces when you stroll into the office (lab, datacenter, pod, unemployment office) wearing a dandy sash filled with circular stitched recognition. Priceless.