Monkey Butt Powder

We saw this is our local Giant Eagle grocery store. Does it keep away the monkey butt, or ease the symptoms if you already have monkey butt?

I just like saying monkey butt.

Monkey butt.

25 Odd Pillows

I'm not much for pillows, except in bed. I find them distracting and they seem to always get in the way of what I want to do.

I might change my mind after seeing this collection of strange, cushy wonderment.

My favorite is the decapitated horse head. It's strangely dark and inappropriate, which appeals to me more than it probably should. It's a good thing I've been sharing a bed with the same woman for more than ten years.

My son would like the Darth Vader pillow. "Luke - I am your feather."