Monday, November 22, 2010

Nukes and Scrotums

Department of Energy agents can drive our nukes around while intoxicated, but the only way to keep America safe is for some TSA dude to fondle my nutsack before I catch a flight.

It all makes perfect sense now.

1 comment:

  1. Everyone has this wrong.....the fondling isn't an invasion of's just a nice little extra bonus for having to deal with security...think of it as a'd normally have to pay for that sort of thing...the TSA is just being nice and giving reach arounds....


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