Hot Ass - Hold The Chili Powder, Please

"Red Hot Chilli Consumption Is Harmful in Patients Operated for Anal Fissure—A Randomized, Double-Blind, Controlled Study".

Yeah, eating hot chili powder is a bad idea if you're an anal fissure patient. But if you live in India, what's a brother to do?

The answer is apparently eat less than 3 grams of chili powder daily.

I sure hope I never get an anal fissure. It has very little to do with my love of things hot and spicy.

Science. It works, bitches.

Via BoingBoing