Vajayjay Hero

It's a shame that this is fake, because Vajayjay Hero is the sort of game that could actually make me sit down and spend time trying to learn a multiple-axis game controller.

I guess the theory behind this Guitar Hero mock-up / rip off is to bring your gamer dexterity to bear in an effort to please a woman in ways the typical gamer has absolutely no chance of implementing in their non-virtual life. It does make spending time in your parent's basement a bit more palatable. Or so I hear.

There's no backstory that explains how you suddenly ended up with a bajingo in your face, but I think I could get past that.