
If you get thirsty on your trip, it's not like you can jog over to the nearest Quickie-Mart for a beverage. So what's a parched astronaut to do?
Drink distilled urine.
The next shuttle trip will be delivering a piss-meister to the international space station, where it will crank out faint yellow-colored water with an undertone of asparagus that is eaten from a tube. Yum.
According to NASA, earth-bound blind taste testers couldn't tell the difference between normal tap water and the recycled remains of yesterday's Starbucks. I'm wondering what sin a person needs to commit to be assigned to the NASA taste-testing program.
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