Dog-O-Matic

I guess this is better than beating Fido against a rock until he's clean, but not by much.

A vending machine to wash, spin dry, and fluff/fold your pooch? I think not. I have too much respect for canines.

Now, people...that's a whole different story. I can so see me tossing some arrogant inventor into this machine, feeding quarters until I've exhausted my life savings.

Waterboarding for dog? via Dvice