Sexy CPR Restores Blood Flow

Maybe this is why your mother said to always wear your good underwear, in case you got into an accident.

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Give Mom The Gift of Masturbation for Mother's Day

Wow. I've heard of targeted marketing before, but the thought of giving your mother a DC-powered sex vibe is one forward-leaning way to say, "Thanks for helping me with that math homework, mom!"

Perhaps if she had owned something to relieve the stress you caused during your teen years, she wouldn't need a Magic Hand Massager now, Skippy. Ever think of that? Where the hell was Dad?

You're always a day late and a dollar short. And eat something, for God's sake. You're practically skin and bones.

Via Geekologie

Most Adulterous Professions

Any survey conducted by AshleyMadison.com - a site designed for those looking to cheat on their significant others - must skew well outside the bell curve, just because of the audience.

1.9 million accounts exist on AshleyMadison.com? Holy infidelity, Batman! That's a lot of people with a proclivity toward perfidiousness.

Of course, these two-timing tools think it's a good idea to put their information into a centralized database that can be subject to, oh, I don't know, subpoena and discovery proceedings? How bright can they be?

Anyway, a check of the underlying data reveals certain professions are more likely to dabble in sexual duplicity than others.

For Women:
1. Teachers
2. Stay-at-home Moms
3. Nurses
4. Administrative Assistants
5. Real Estate Agents

For Men:
1. Physicians
2. Police Officers
3. Lawyers
4. Real Estate Agents
5. Engineers 

I find it interesting that real estate agents made both lists. What's up with that? And why aren't you stay at home moms playing coupon poker like they did on Mr. Mom?

Via BoingBoing

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Hot Milk Lingerie Makes Pregnant Sexy Again

Thanks to Five Blogs Before Lunch for putting this into my head.