Big Boobed Anti-Gay Marriage Beauty Queen Gets Book Deal

Mark Sanford has flamed out South America style. John Ensign boinked one of his staff. Sarah Palin quit. Newt Gingrich is nuts.

Who is able to carry forward the conservative message? What figure has a solid background of deep study, accumulating years and years of experience and reams of data with which to intelligently frame logical, well-reasoned right-wing principles?

How about the beauty queen who had fake boobs installed and co-hosted Fox & Friends?

No kidding.

Wonkette has the details on Carrie Prejean, the former pageant loser who made the mistake of answering a Perez Hilton question on the gays, which became a rallying cry among the conservative base but caused howls of outrage among the other 90% of people in this country who are...well...humans who believe in fairness.

So cram some silicone sacks in your chest, pose for some soft-core porn photos early in your modeling career, be all fake and superficial while holding unpopular beliefs, and spend some mornings repeatedly touching the male hosts of Fox & Friends like you have a case of wingnut TV obsessive-compulsive disorder, and perhaps you too can get a book deal.

Do you know how to read and write? Oh, never mind - doesn't really matter.

Imabe by cattias. photos via flickr

Crazy Senate Twitter Geezer

Senator Chuck Grassley, in an attempt to show how rad and hep he remains even after spending 97 years in the Congress, has resorted to sending almost indecipherable Tweets that frankly seem a little beneath the dignity of a sitting U.S. Senator.


Ummm. What?

I see you've already imparted your wisdom on colleagues when it comes to solving America's energy problems, economic ills, reformed financial regulatory agencies, gotten to the bottom of the whole "torture" thing, and otherwise returned this country to a position of world leadership, and since you're just mopping up, you've got plenty of free time to send magic electronic word bullets from your fancy wireless talking pocket box.

Wonkette's Sara Smith has a nail of her own:

Remember back in 1780-something, when we had actual smart people writing our founding documents in beautiful longhand when they weren’t inventing new kinds of ploughs and bifocals and shit? Now our nation’s top legislators just type away like petulant teenage girls, with their thumbs, about how the president is so awful for spending the weekend in Paris.

America in One Pic?

Wonkette believes this video sums America up nicely. I think the vidcap does a better job.

Olbermann: Turning My Mother's Death Into Gossip

Via Daily Kos, Keith Olbermann righteously lowers the intellectual and emotional boom on a number of outlets that are distorting the truth regarding his dead mother and Keith himself, even after their errors and omissions are quite politely brought to light.

I'm sorry people are dickheads, Keith. May your mother rest in peace.

Turning My Mother's Death into Gossip