John Hodgman Solves The Pedophile Priest Problem

"Prepare yourself for the two most important words in church-scandal prevention: altar chimps. Chimps and humans share 96 percent of their DNA. But, crucially, not the four percent that is sexually attractive to priests."
---John Hodgman on The Daily Show

Perfect John Hodgman Roles

BoingBoing has the details on seven acting roles that noted droll intellectual John Hodgman fits perfectly.

I'm not sure I agree with them all, but Higgins from Magnum, PI has intriguing possibilities.