Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
How exactly did they discover that, and was the research partially funded by the American Republican National Committee?
Schneier notes:
Perhaps we should just give up. When this sort of hysterical nonsense becomes an actual news story, the terrorists have won.
I'm pretty sure this wasn't an April Fool scenario, but one never knows.
Patriotic citizens everywhere should remain on high alert for TNT-laden terrorist teats.
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